Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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