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i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I have post one night stand depression
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