sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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