I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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