You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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