I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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