i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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