We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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