I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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