If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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