i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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