How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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