I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Randomize
