A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You were trust falling into bushes
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
