i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
