IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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