party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
my liver is dry heaving
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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