quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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