I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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