If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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