Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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