there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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