Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
My first STD was from a foam party
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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