Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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