Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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