Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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