i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
too bad you live with your parents still
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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