i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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