That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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