I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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