my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Help. Why am I so naked?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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