Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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