All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
