We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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