My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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