i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
17 year olds will be the death of me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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