Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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