the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize