When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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