just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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