Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
