btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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