Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
is wine microwaveable?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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