...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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