we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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