New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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