Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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