To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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