Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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