Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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