Cold hands, warm shart.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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