I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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