Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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