Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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